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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By BloodyButUnbowed - 11/02/2025 18:00 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I'm scheduling a cab to take me to my cancer surgery on Tuesday. I need a cab because there is literally no one to go with me, or to help me afterwards. I am truly alone in the world. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Rabite - 15/09/2016 14:48 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

**** u #3

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brendons 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:00

LMAO ^previous post what are you talking about

24788 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 9:57

That's pretty depressing that none of your friends would come.

ninjaaninja 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:10

"I didn't know who else to call." GHOSTBUSTERS!

Kez_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:35

I think I love you a lil'bit

Cwayon 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 8:22

LOL WUT

jonnymohio 2

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:26

Give the girl a break, maybe she just moved to a new town for a job and knows no one.

Purplex3 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:16

Aww, It's okay. At least you got out of the hospital, and your friends aren't very good ones, find new ones.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:42

Aw, hun. :(

abcdefgh_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:48

awww, that really sucks..... i hope you feel better!

olivia_330 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:53

I wonder what the f is wrong with those people who said YDI

uguysareidiots 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:26

YDI so bad! you friendless loser. go get a life

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