By out_of_my_head - 19/09/2013 09:55 - United States

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML
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out_of_my_head 3

The comments are hilarious! The guy in question is in his 60's, and is one of those one-up anything you say type people who talks all day. I already avoid him at all costs, this is just more reason to. Not sure why it burns, but I would assume something isn't right down there, and it's not something to brag about to coworkers! I will be lysoling my desk on a daily basis!

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Welshite 39

You mean sharing pee-pee stories in the office isn't normal? I need to apologize to my co-workers.

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melbournearsenal 18

I presume you must've been quite pissed off ;)

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Comments

michelleJ11 25

Make sure you let him know that isn't normal & he should probably get that checked out ... Sounds like an STD.

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katties 27

Has he never heard about STD's and don't mind people knowing he has one?

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alycion 38

An std isn't the only thing that can cause that though. But instead of describing it to a coworker, he should really be talking to his doc.

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RedPillSucks 31

He's looking for free medical advice. *Yeah, you should definitely get that thing cut off*

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katties 27

@42. Definitely. No penis, no problem. Sounds about right, eh? Half the world's population has no penis and they survive just fine.

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Enslaved 36

"And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you"

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RedPillSucks 31

A hunk a hunk a burning love.

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TheDrifter 23

Clap on, clap off, the clapper.

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mybubbles2000 13

Oh great. Nothing more fascinating than someone you work with talking about the latest disease they picked up!

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ifavela89 13

Did you tell him to stop his story. I don't think anyone wants to hear that, that's just too personal. he should be telling a doctor

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jw90 18

Some things just aren't on a need to know basis.

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