By out_of_my_head - 19/09/2013 09:55 - United States

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML
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out_of_my_head 3

The comments are hilarious! The guy in question is in his 60's, and is one of those one-up anything you say type people who talks all day. I already avoid him at all costs, this is just more reason to. Not sure why it burns, but I would assume something isn't right down there, and it's not something to brag about to coworkers! I will be lysoling my desk on a daily basis!

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Welshite 39

You mean sharing pee-pee stories in the office isn't normal? I need to apologize to my co-workers.

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melbournearsenal 18

I presume you must've been quite pissed off ;)

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martin8337 35

Me thinks he has the clap.

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martin8337 35

I suppose that in his mind, his coworkers now know he ain't lying about getting some.

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alexgray 7

It's a uti tell him to have cranberry juice/tablets, ural or get antibiotics

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out_of_my_head 3

The comments are hilarious! The guy in question is in his 60's, and is one of those one-up anything you say type people who talks all day. I already avoid him at all costs, this is just more reason to. Not sure why it burns, but I would assume something isn't right down there, and it's not something to brag about to coworkers! I will be lysoling my desk on a daily basis!

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martin8337 35

Bleach and water mix would work better.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Lysol kills 99.99 percent of germs but that .01 percent is immune to the antibiotic and multiplies, ergo, the percentage of germs that it kills decreases every time you use it.

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JDCH_99 10

Post void drip and/or prostatitis.

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nurchok 15

Did you suggest he should go see a doctor about that?

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