By out_of_my_head - 19/09/2013 09:55 - United States

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML
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out_of_my_head 3

The comments are hilarious! The guy in question is in his 60's, and is one of those one-up anything you say type people who talks all day. I already avoid him at all costs, this is just more reason to. Not sure why it burns, but I would assume something isn't right down there, and it's not something to brag about to coworkers! I will be lysoling my desk on a daily basis!

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Welshite 39

You mean sharing pee-pee stories in the office isn't normal? I need to apologize to my co-workers.

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melbournearsenal 18

I presume you must've been quite pissed off ;)

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goliatron 9

Sounds like he needs to stop pissing in the middle of company basketball games.

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WhiteCrimson 23

OP watch the dude like a hawk. You might not want to touch any surface he has touched. You might get a surprising illness called Hepatitis B. that sucks

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Lee002 8

do you perhaps work at the Dunder-Mifflin Scranton branch? :)

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worldclassrager 39

That's not healthy...he should get that checked out...and maybe see a psychologist if him saying things like this is normal...

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llnursingll 10

burning sensation is not good, tell your coworker to get checked by their doctor.

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reymon8823 24

Gross.. But reminds me of a song by comedian Rodney Carrington.. I got this burning sensation when i pee lol

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martin8337 35

How about Frank Zappa. "Why does it hurt when I pee?" From the album Joe's Garage Part I.

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Espolax 8

He probably should get that checked out

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