Cops and Work: Gotcha moment

Gotcha moment

By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 091

You deserved it 54 724

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 387

You deserved it 2 608

By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 774

You deserved it 158

By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 797

You deserved it 8 908

By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 548

You deserved it 71 055

By Kevin - 12/04/2011 19:25

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 494

You deserved it 11 333

By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 094

You deserved it 28 246

By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 982

You deserved it 4 008

Delivered

By Matt - 30/04/2019 02:00

Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 816

You deserved it 725

No free lunch

By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 643

You deserved it 8 565

By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 198

You deserved it 274 483

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:56

He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.

_Naboo_ 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:59

You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.

Comments

IamSpartacus 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:54

LOL, you got owned.

HahaYDI 0

Monday 19 October 2009 1:41

Eh, at least people are happy when pizza guys show up. No one is happy when a parking ticket guy shows up, you should have said that.

Reyo 2

Monday 19 October 2009 6:45

Well, buddy, you do. It's not like he lied to you. And #63 is right, so don't feel too bad.

responses 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 12:32

haha I agree #63

iLoveTeraaa 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 18:34

I  pizza

leoofbodom 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:54

**** YOU

Itasan 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:55

Lmao. Ydi

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:56

He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.

I_GET_ASS 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:58

free pizza is rad though. shoula told him that.

_Naboo_ 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:59

You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.

kawaiixalice 15

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:10

Yeah, practice what you preach buddy. I THOUGHT so..

were_giraffe 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:26

I have to agree. Delivering pizza or not ... the rules of the road and of parking still apply to you. And then... you try to put the officer down for giving you a ticket? Looks like the score is now Officer 2, Pizza Delivery Person 0

pinktiger 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:01

pizza delivery guys are hot! xD

allysonnn 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 21:01

not all of them...

TheTragicReturn 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:15

Way to generalize.

PokeyStix 3

Monday 19 October 2009 1:09

That's like me saying: Accountants are hot!

BravoUser 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:34

It says it's a woman...am I wrong?

nazooer 11

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:04

FIRST!! SUCK IT BITCHES

ILoveAsianGirls 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:07

fail

nazooer 11

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:08

ikr i wanted to be annoying like the other idiots on fml, i knew i was 7th

jazzy1432 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:18

LOL actually 8th

nazooer 11

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:26

Not what it says on my screen :D

go64 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 21:02

GOD: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

Monado 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 21:04

Stolen from XKCD

its_love2 31

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:07

hey at least most people get excited when a pizza delivery person shows up .... no one likes a bylaw enforcer (well okay unless it's for their benefit)

fili450r 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 21:00

lol, normally when i see a cop, it means im in trouble again...lol, my fat friend learned that fat kids cant hide behind tiny bushes, lol. op got pwnd!!!