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By anx133 - 25/01/2009 01:36 - China

Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

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By JobHunter - 28/07/2009 12:27 - Malta

Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML

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By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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By Ugh - 13/12/2016 14:39

Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML

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By Buzz - 29/11/2008 16:11 - France

Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, saying somewhat annoyed, "Don't drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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By Liah12 - 05/03/2016 13:52 - United States - Holt

Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML

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By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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First impressions

By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

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Business casual

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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ItsJustMe17 9

Thursday 24 March 2011 5:57

guys seriously? OP is allergic to fruit... u dont think that's even a little ****** up? I feel bad for u, OP, having to spend all that money and it going to waste cuz of a stupid allergy:((

shorgenfunkel 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

#6: Vitamin supplements. OP: That sucks. Hopefully you can find some wines not made from fruit; they should have told you where the money was going before you paid.

Comments

allie2590 31

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:48

That really sucks. :(

jhowser 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:46

what the hell, who is allergic to fruit.

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Friday 27 February 2015 6:50

OP and #44's brother evidently

JN226 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:34

You're allergic to fruit? What the heck?

SpammityCalamity 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:09

Aww, that sucks.

technobutterfly 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:53

Agreed WTF?!

pikL3bOi 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:13

#1 ok with u the ops life Is definetively not ******

cmac86 23

Friday 26 June 2009 10:20

I really wish I knew what you said completely. I mean, I got the context and , yes that sucks, but what the hell is an rmb and why were you celebrating the Chinese new year (I assume your Australian).

Greendarthpotato 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:00

RMB is chinese currency

dan81892 2

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:34

why would you assume he's Australian? right after the FML it says that he's from Shanghai.

Katpal 1

Tuesday 1 September 2009 22:30

They probably assumed he was Australian because he used the word "mate" when referring to his friends, which I think is stupid because a lot of people use the word mate.