Work: Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes...

By Forgetable - 21/04/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

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You deserved it 3 020

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By Unnoticed - 27/07/2017 06:30 - Australia - Thornlie

Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 147

You deserved it 324

By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 888

You deserved it 3 597

By skyphoenix - 12/08/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 254

You deserved it 4 531

New hire

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 552

You deserved it 2 952

Unforgettable

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 853

You deserved it 118

Work husband

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 409

You deserved it 14 980

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 21:08 - United States - Woodridge

Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 752

You deserved it 12 929

Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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You deserved it 3 156

Can't turn it off

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 23:01

Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 677

You deserved it 783

By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 925

You deserved it 4 866

Lilllly_1316 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 12:05

next time you walk by her, say "I slept will your husband." She'll remember you then. :)

WOODYfromthaBAY 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 12:04

shes probably a blonde. dont worry about it

Comments

margie2194 12

Friday 22 April 2011 22:01

you got a new haircut?

dansco 24

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:27

You're most likely plain looking then and she's a silly cow! Ignore her now!

Marija_Lalove 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:52

Maybe she wanted to talk to you, but didn't know how to start? That's stupid, but I don't think she said it on purpose. More like unconsciouslly. :)

RiddleMePancake 12

Tuesday 26 January 2016 5:05

next fml gets uploaded, "today i decided to be nice to the new worker and introduce myself..turns out she worked there for 2 years and ive never noticed, FML"