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shoulda hit him :)
hitting him won't do anything.... I guess it will make him remember you.
YDI for posting a stupid fml that doesn't even effect your life
did you tell him?
yeah you deserved this..
so?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha thats sooooo funnny! i literilly L0Ld!!!!!!! hehehahahoho!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDD
YEA! BE LOUDER!!!! **** A GIRL OUTSIDE OF HIS OFFICE! MAKE SURE SHE IS LOUD!!!!!
give him surprise butt secks.. then he'll remember you!!
3 months isn't a long time.. you are still kinda new.
love the hair!!!
Like the JetBlue™ guy.
131- the fact that the guy was black was irrelevant; unless you're racist. and OP so? why do you think we care? not everyone looks the same outside of a formal/ professional setting. I mean people I have gone to school with for a while say I look hotter outside of school. it's because certain things you just don't wear at work/school. dur.
Just because he said nice to meet you doesn't mean he hasn't noticed you -_- he could of just never talked to. you some people are like that I bet you felt dry and crispy
I can't see this as a fml, 3months ain't that long and some managers have a lot on there minds, so not everyone can.remember all the faces. This does occurred vary depending on size of company and employer base.
Be more assertive?
Maybe you should make a bigger impression?
15- Probably* You* Should* Be* People* You* Are* Could* Be* Could* Know* You* Are* You* You* Sucks* Wow that took forever. Spell things right next time.
88- How do you know he's copying another persons personality? Maybe that's already his, and the name was a joke. Why don't you just let the real Intoxicunt handle it.
this really isn't an fml, what does it matter if someone doesn't know you or not...stop whining!
83: shut up and leave 15 alone.. who really cares how other people wana type.. its not your problem.. you my friend have no life.. stop being a smart ass.
#94 redundant sentences are redundant in redundant ways. as in redundant people are redundant by being redundant in redundant ways of being redundant by saying redundant things that are extremely redundant like what I'm saying right now, which is redundant. so by not being redundant by saying redundant things, you must not be redundant and not say stuff twice or more, like redundant people. redundancy is very redundant and for all the people who are redundant, please stop being redundant by saying redundant things, that are redundant.
83: Shut up and leave 15 alone. Who really cares how other people want to type. Its not your problem. You my friend, have no life. Stop being a smart ass. I fixed your wrongness, you can thank me later. By the way, you could shut up and leave 83 alone, that incoherent jumble of letters needed fixing anyway.
143: I hate people like you. Do you feel special because your trying to prove to teenagers that you can spell and punctuate correctly.. Aww.. gold star for you.
150: Dude, No one cares. Give it up.
Yes. Spelling and punctuation no longer matter. Logic fail.
Maybe it's a big company or somethin
agreed
Maybe you should step up and make a bigger splash!
Perhaps take a post-burrito dump onto the boss's pants from a great height?
Should've reminded you've been there 3 months. how many times had you actually met--as in been introduced? If that was the 1st time this isn't an FML at all.
that's your own fault- you should make yourself known! make an impression! you'll never rise up in the company if you don't make yourself and your work known.
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its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new
Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!