Miscellaneous: Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By Can I have some sleep? - 14/11/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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Chill out Deborah

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:55

Resistance is futile.

lmaouloser 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:55

Run Bro.

Comments

blahblahblah5_x 13

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:20

How did she get your number?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 15 April 2016 12:48

From somebody else who had his number maybe?

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:20

Yeah, that's not creepy at all. Sorry :( tell her you're gay or something....I really don't know what to say considering women are the most horrible stalkers. Every peice of info and everything....RUN!

007type 26

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:22

Girlfriend??

Knightchaser27 25

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:23

I would have texted back,then take the hint.

off_constantly 8

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:25

Put a bag over her head and maybe...no never mind. Just ignore her and hope she doesn't watch you in her sleep.

SenselessPattern 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:58

You silly goose, you were thinking about murder, weren't you? People these days....

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:08

Ignoring her is only going to spur her to do more risky, outrageous, and demented things to get his attention. Even if she weren't cracked, ignoring a problem only makes things worse.

ozone9914 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:38

O.o

elikaas 10

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:41

Dang that is creepy, I didn't think girls can be creepy til now

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:11

Welcome to the wonderful world of perverted determination and psychosis that is Reality.

jwbfml 11

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:43

Change your number.

Futacy 29

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:47

Or OP could save him/herself the time and the money by blocking the creeper's number.

Meow_Bitches 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:43

KFAEYHDRKKPJGTDAATKJFRRPP DAMN YOU NOW YOU GOT ME PARINOID THAT PPL R OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WATCHING!!!! THAT GIRL IS ******* SCARY!!! maybe she watches you jerk off too O_O (not like i would know if you do- im just assuming XD) @OP Be afraid... Very afraid O_O

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:02

Calm your ass.

klx125cross 9

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:25

Chchchiiiiillll out

Twisted_Angel 17

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:45

crazy chick! I don't think a restraining order will help, if she's that crazy.... you may have to move, change your number, and... you know what? just marry her. at least then you'll be okay with it when you get home late and she's laying on your bed.