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By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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By forever alone - 27/03/2022 16:00

Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By sharkboy - 11/06/2012 02:33 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML

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By Anonn - 22/07/2022 12:00

Today, after yet another first date, I was once again told I'm a nice, sweet guy with a rocking body, interesting hobbies, easy to talk to and so on, but she just can't get over how I look like Shrek after a bad car accident, and won't be going on a second date. This is the fourth woman to compare me to Shrek. FML

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knowitall 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:09

I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:11

Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.

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CheeseGirl 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:07

I think you should pay attention to who's sitting next to you...

hellokittywhore 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:38

I think shrek can surf btw. but yeah smooth move dumbass

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:29

jerk why would someone say that?

ZleveL 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:25

cuz it's hilarious!

redsox4021 0

Friday 9 April 2010 19:40

she deserves it 4 being ugly and not staying in the kitchen

Sammiches 12

Sunday 9 October 2011 22:39

Well, don't be a bitch to begin with next time. And no doubt Shrek can surf.

honne_tatemae 9

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:11

You should watch Tormented OP, will teach you not to be such a douche.

dossome 1

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:37

I hope you're eaten by and ostrich you ass.

528Alice491 3

Friday 12 October 2012 23:13

Perfect! Because you clearly are the ass!! What a rude thing to say, you deserve that, and I hope no one forgets just how douchey you are.

spacewardtrout 16

Wednesday 15 October 2014 10:38

what does it matter if she's next to him or at the other end of the room? if you're gonna be a dick like that then own up to it.

PinkXplosion 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:07

...now you ****** up.

knowitall 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:09

I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.

aoife123 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 23:39

agreed!

ripresno 10

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:50

But what if Shrek is actually a total asshole and kinda deserved it you never know

miiapaige 14

Friday 21 February 2014 19:55

he's an absolute ******* walnut.

maxson_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:10

agreed with #3

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:11

Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.

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Sunday 3 April 2011 18:56

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sulitak 27

Saturday 30 March 2013 12:19

How is being cruel to other people funny? there's so much in the world that you can make fun of. Making fun of other people can seriously impact their self esteem.

Zeegloo 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:11

Way to go, asshole. You totally deserved that one. Maybe you'll learn to quell your inner douchebag after it (God forbid) got the best of you. Imagine how she feels.

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Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:12

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Up24Hrs 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:12

Today people were watching a photo montage of our surfing trip. Then my picture came up and this asshole next to me yelled "I didn't know Shrek could surf". FML

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Friday 12 March 2010 6:30

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meepmeep_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:13

You are a horrifically insensitive person. I wish that girl had given you a right hook worthy of the nickname Shrek (a broken jaw might keep you from opening your ugly mouth)