Animals: Today, a crow somehow got stuck in my ceiling. It's been making...

By SeverelyAnnoyed - 31/03/2016 17:53 - Netherlands

Today, a crow somehow got stuck in my ceiling. It's been making tons of noise for 9 hours now, including crowing very loudly. I live in a one-bedroom apartment, I have no access to the attic and the property owner doesn't give a shit. FML

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Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML

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Today, I saw two crows in a park using their beaks to kiss each other. A fucking crow gets more action than I do. FML

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lexos 16

Friday 1 April 2016 10:11

Can't you call the cops and blame the owner of your apartment for animal abuse?

WCARlover 34

Friday 1 April 2016 10:36

Why has it taken 9 hours of it before you've called animal control or something? I feel like that's a long time to deal with obnoxious crowing

Comments

Mike3258 18

Saturday 2 April 2016 11:51

I don't know if animal control charges or anything, but if they do, call them and then demand the landlord pays it. I believe the pure fact the landlord is ignorant like that; you could definitely cause him some legal trouble. I'd hope so at least

musicman_amit 20

Saturday 2 April 2016 13:09

before o completely lose myself in ROFL... may I ask you.. HOW did that happen ???

dbear26 0

Saturday 2 April 2016 18:58

Just call animal control. If they cannot access the attic they will demand the landlord gives them access or hold him liable for animal cruelty which is a fine.