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By bandaidstations - 17/08/2015 03:33 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, a customer approached me, smiling and asked what kind of cheese was in our cheddar cheese balls. Thinking he was joking, I laughed and said "swiss." He ordered, found they were indeed cheddar cheese, and reported me. FML

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bandaidstations 28

Monday 17 August 2015 19:54

I didn't think it was swiss..I made a stupid joke that backfired. Cheddar cheese balls are the only fried cheese item we carry. There is a 6 foot menu board with the description right under the item. The customer is a regular who comes in and harasses us all the time. He says things like I will go to hell for having a tattoo while he buys lottery tickets out of the machine. Since he laughs the comments he makes off like he's joking, I figured I could joke with him a bit.

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

Monday 17 August 2015 18:56

You can't cure stupid

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 17 August 2015 18:58

There were a few holes in your approach.

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BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 26 September 2015 11:04

Bet it's great now that he's banned. If he's constantly harassing and verbally assaulting you, that's grounds for being banned from a store.

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