Work: Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and...

By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 86 394

You deserved it 3 562

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 720

You deserved it 3 545

The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 573

You deserved it 64 894

By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 027

You deserved it 1 577

By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 848

You deserved it 2 498

By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 070

You deserved it 3 846

By LowerCrust - 30/01/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 180

You deserved it 2 078

Luxury pain in the ass

By Elisa - 05/06/2024 14:00 - France - Gradignan

Today, I'm broke and just started working in a restaurant at a luxury hotel. On my first day, the director had told me to get rid of my blue dyed hair. Back at work with a new fresh 57€ cut and no blue in sight, he saw me. I have some blonde streaks in the back, and if I don't get rid of them within a week, I'm fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 404

You deserved it 302

Professional.

By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 19:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 463

You deserved it 299

How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 541

You deserved it 3 183

Wage slave

By Janet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 836

You deserved it 3 248

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:02

Boss is a jerk, unless it was a nut hair of yours.

zachary918 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:03

Sounds like you're better off now, you can get a new boss who isn't such a d*ck. Win in disguise?

Comments

kndarwin 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:56

Nut hairs? You guys are stupid. So is this guys boss. But in North America (yeah?) people always look for other people to blame. Your (ex) boss needs to grow up.

teadaze 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:07

#39 & #44: hahaha

imlaughingatyou 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:25

That is disgusting, honestly. And fuckn unfair. Sue his ass.

failwhale 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:27

Seems to me your boss is blind. Because unless he wanted to fire you for most likely being a good employee, he's a dumbass. Like everyone's saying, Sue for wrongful termination. You could own that place dude.

adamsimon 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:09

I bet you have a beard and are only giving selective facts.

salaamthebody 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:13

wrongful termination!

tiltwrestler 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:18

That sucks for you... but YDI for working in a pizza place to begin with. I mean, how hard IS it to find ANOTHER fast food/pizza chain job?? NOT that hard!

Uzumaki_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:20

Your life is ******. Not so much that you were fired for something that obviously wasn't your fault. Not so much that he fired you for some other reason. More so because you think your life is ****** for being fired from a pizza store.