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By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By firedupasshole - 27/07/2020 05:01

Today, while taking to-go orders at my restaurant, a customer called saying he wanted his food well done. He even said, “Burn it to a crisp.” Which is what I told the kitchen. When he came to pick it up, he opened his food, inspected it and screamed, “Not this burned, you damn retard!” and threw it at me. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

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Thursday 4 August 2011 8:54

Wow... what an ass. FYL.

im_bored_tired 12

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:58

as kelso would yell... " BURN!!!!!"

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NaomiMadison 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:27

Did you kick his ass? Customer or not that deserves an ass kicking.

skylerXx 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:28

That bitch can make his own coffee. If it turns out cold, he can dump it on himself.

leearm104 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:29

you should press charges. that's gotta be assault.

exohazard 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:36

These people dont deserve to exist. Sue that fag for every cent hes got. Get well soon too!

Skorne 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:38

Did your customer just happen to be the human torch?

munzapoppa 18

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:42

u should sue him!!

omgcookeys 15

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:42

He's a jackass. I feel sorry for cashiers they have to put up with all of the shit people give them for doing their job and following protocol.

Playful1985 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:49

You can sue for assault

angiedancesalott 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 10:03

anger management much?

iloveeyouuxD 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 10:05

Lol #4 . Yup that's a win

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