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By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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Make your mind up

By firedupasshole - 27/07/2020 05:01

Today, while taking to-go orders at my restaurant, a customer called saying he wanted his food well done. He even said, “Burn it to a crisp.” Which is what I told the kitchen. When he came to pick it up, he opened his food, inspected it and screamed, “Not this burned, you damn retard!” and threw it at me. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:54

Wow... what an ass. FYL.

im_bored_tired 12

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:58

as kelso would yell... " BURN!!!!!"

Comments

blazinjsin 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:11

That would have earned a severe whuppin

bshit 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:18

what a fukin tool

p33lzhear 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:26

Please tell me your pressing assualt charges

gymnstemily92 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:50

Wow he is a butt I'm sorry! :(

Megan70_fml 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:50

how does the OP deserve it?!? people have no sympathy these days...

baseballlegitly0 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:51

well at least u might get paid vk

jesterx007 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:55

I used to work in a coffee store. I had a lad insist that her latte is made to 250 degrees! I had politely reminded her at what temp water boils. She insisted. So loudly I said I am now going to make your 250 degree coffee now! Everyone backup....so I stood and watched with gloves on. The milk boil all over the bar....everybody started laughing at her. And I made one that was really hot but not boring... U **** with me..... I will make u look stupid!