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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 043

You deserved it 2 942

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By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 185 531

You deserved it 12 048

By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 169

You deserved it 2 448

By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 280

You deserved it 3 707

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 806

You deserved it 10 197

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 071

You deserved it 3 228

By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 839

You deserved it 200

By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 898

You deserved it 2 787

Just his type

By idekwtfigo - 23/03/2022 14:00

Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 233

You deserved it 1 001

By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 831

You deserved it 6 005

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 589

You deserved it 7 748

amysousa 6

Friday 29 October 2010 11:54

People like that are just plain mean. don't listen to them.

Mirorbo 26

Friday 29 October 2010 11:56

Ah, shallow women. Don't you just love it?

Comments

CoachLlama 5

Friday 29 October 2010 23:21

Being in a relationship with a gal like that would be horrible. F that guys life. Looks fad, but that hideous personality will go on forever.

KiwiExchange 16

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:33

ahhh what a bitch move :/

the4starr 3

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:09

I don't get it.?

wackywillie54 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:22

don't take it to heart she is as bitch anyway

justscream15 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:46

awweh im srry but man its happened t0 me like 2 times

Attacksloth 33

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:31

Would you really want to date someone like that anyway? Let the jerkoffs breed with themselves, create deadbeat children - then Darwin's theory of evolution will finish off their blood line.

scott_m319 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 19:26

This should have been your reply: "If my next girlfriend ends up being like you, it's over." Sit back and watch her jaw drop.

sincerely331 0

Friday 8 April 2011 17:09

What a stupid bitch..that's so random to just come up to yu like that, she don't know yu for her to do that, yu could have been a crazy person and pulled out a gun on her ass