Love: Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus... - FML

By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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You deserved it 21 069

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By kaleighf - 28/04/2016 01:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 181

By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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You deserved it 3 707

By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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You deserved it 2 942

By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 097

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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You deserved it 4 118

Just his type

By idekwtfigo - 23/03/2022 14:00

Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML

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You deserved it 995

By FuglyBetty - 24/02/2016 22:48 - Norway - Arendal

Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML

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Top comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 30 October 2018 16:21

He may be cuter, but he could also be a massive turd. And if your girlfriend ditches you for him, then she's a turd, too.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 15 November 2018 13:49

Curse you, hot double of me!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 30 October 2018 16:21

He may be cuter, but he could also be a massive turd. And if your girlfriend ditches you for him, then she's a turd, too.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 15 November 2018 13:49

Curse you, hot double of me!

Phillycheeze 20

Thursday 15 November 2018 14:32

Sorry to hear that your girlfriend is a Wackadoodle. I suggest dumping her. Your a young guy... find someone worth pursuing

TxKitten79 10

Thursday 15 November 2018 15:04

Exactly

onceuponatime456 16

Thursday 15 November 2018 15:12

I presume you mean your EX girlfriend! ***** like that doesn't deserve you!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 November 2018 16:01

Hey, at least she was thinking of you! Good news, right?

OneGuySixDemons 23

Friday 16 November 2018 13:41

So either you have a twin, a clone, a version of yourself from another reality... Or maybe your gf doesn’t realize how attractive you truly are from a distance

GUYMAINE 16

Saturday 17 November 2018 7:29

Leave her. Don't even bother with that chick

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Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

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Today, I got home to see that my dad had let himself in. He told me he'd caught a feral dog that somehow got into my house, but not to worry, he lured it back outside and it ran away. So yeah, my dad set loose the dog I literally just saved yesterday from being euthanised at our local dog pound. Thanks dad. FML

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Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

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Today, I bumped my head on a tool box. When it happened, I yelled, "Fuck." I got fired from my job for cussing. FML

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