Intimacy: Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting....

By Anonymous - 16/08/2011 03:31 - United States

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

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By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:35

Does it?

jswizzle_ 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Now you have left us all wondering.

Comments

the_huldra 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:08

I really want a kit kat bar now...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:18

Should have replied "Yeah but not the upholstery" like in the XKCD comic.

hanghimXD 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:46

Aha that guy is low -_-

PapSmearNinja 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:35

chicks with a little bit of hair down their is sexy. like a little runway strip but not like narnia

nibh 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:49

Smart kid

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:18

Tell him "I got Pergo" and then let him try to figure that out.

bawlerr75 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:34

Hey at least he's cute;)

smiller0789 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:39

That was certainly crude and tactless, but not really FML-worthy

roadracer39 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:40

EmmyBabe, I love the way you think

texas_redneck88 10

Tuesday 16 August 2011 12:53

do they match?? or is there no carpet?

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