Intimacy: Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting....

By Anonymous - 16/08/2011 03:31 - United States

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

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By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

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By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By lesler - 20/07/2021 06:01 - Canada

Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:35

Does it?

jswizzle_ 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Now you have left us all wondering.

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:58

That's a very cheesy and disgusting pickup line. I really hope he doesn't get anywhere with that. 8|

dangercampbell 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:59

Should have said nope, It's hardwood;)

tooFLY 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:04

He could have at least gotten the pick up line right.

YourDone6 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:04

blonde pubes would be ugly tbh

al09cool 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:08

Does it ?

ermkrmr 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:12

They sell hairdye for down there... No joke

mnscrewup 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:14

IT MEANS HE LIKES YOU!!!

epiclife101 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:20

Pmsl

Ur1Temptazian 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:42

Hahaha....Classic!

Cursed_love88 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:00

Carpet always matches! if you have to ask you are stupid! if she changes her natural hair color then step back they are not worth it.

Cursed_love88 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:04

You are a complete idiot! You obviously don't know shit about genetics.

Cursed_love88 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:07

You dye your hair thats why. You fail at life for being so shallow you can't even except your natural self.

JediScum 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:05

Um. Excuse me Mr Troll/ judgmental.... Please stop while you still have some... Oh wait. You don't. To hell with dignity! it's kinda fun watching you ;)