By Anonymous - 16/08/2011 03:31 - United States

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Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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jswizzle_ 6

Now you have left us all wondering.

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Comments

Goobian 3

You should of said the only people that know are the people I let vacuum it. Then have a really awkward pause.

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kristena103 14

What did he meant by that "does the carpet match the curtain" ?and no im not a blondie

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candylishious765 0

He meant If her blonde hair(curtains) matched her carpet as in her pubes-_-

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AyeeArieel 5

likee does your hair color match you ****** hair

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Danij101 0

****** hair is carpet, hair on head is curtains... -___-

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aligiorav 11

He was talking about her "exterior decorating"

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a_nutritionist 10

@79 no, i dont think so. it wasnt hard to get in the first place. give it 30 more explanations and it might sink in.

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suckM1KEHAWK 0

Hey #79 does the carpet match the drapes? ;)

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MagicallyFat 12

That guy isn't someone you'd wanna be dating. You can prob do so much better anyways

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a_nutritionist 10

you assume he had any interest in dating her...

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Fountainel 0

They have to match, she's a natural blonde. Right? YOU LIAR!

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Tristan_aust 11

Should of told him you wax. Then told him pity he'd never get to see.

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DottieGothicGirl 3

Haha that hilarious!!

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wow... are you in high school or was he?

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Mysanitywins 10

How are they? They both are age to drink...just stop please.

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