Miscellaneous: Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall....

By Uriyahu - 20/09/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML

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By unlucky neighbors - 06/12/2013 09:36 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML

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By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 720

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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You deserved it 2 763

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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You deserved it 520

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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You deserved it 44 218

By ypsitucky - 26/07/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 21 September 2010 2:47

I hate when people write FMLs asking for our sympathy by wishing bad things on others.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:40

Good aim

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jrgigl 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 5:34

you should get a metal fence. maybe it would help a little.

Emrysa 1

Tuesday 21 September 2010 5:35

No sympathy, since you're essentially whining because it didn't happen to someone else.

ericnx 8

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:00

You should totally flip that dude off!

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:19

SOO they should be in your situation all things being equal? That's what your ass get. Karma Rules!!

laxbro2393 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:22

Damn drunks get you every time. at least you were not in the living room when it happened because you would probably be pretty hurt right now.

vcd5123 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:26

I have a really strong feeling you are my neighbor. I took pictures of the car in your living room (not in a stalker way) The driver had nice aim.

turdontoast 8

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:36

BOO HOO. YDI for having that stupid mentality "Why me and not them?"

adrii3 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 7:01

FYL, OP.

adrii3 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 7:01

FYL, OP.

adrii3 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 7:01

FYL, OP.

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