Transportation: Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 06:00

Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By fuckfuck - 31/01/2014 18:46 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML

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By Stalkerella - 08/05/2018 05:51

Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML

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By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML

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graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:19

Well, ya know, if life is a highway, it's conceivable that your front lawn is indeed a road. Or maybe you just need a new realtor.

golden_warrior 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:22

and it's coming from United States. People around the world are going to have a good laugh about this.

Comments

slimkelsey 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:30

Punch him in the neck

heathsydm 6

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:41

why is it everytime I see the words United States and the word sue I automatically think of judge Judy lol

chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:06

When did you decide it was a good idea to pay attention to what a drunk says?

kellygirl83 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:10

Our house, in the middle of our street Our house, in the middle of our ... Our house it has a crowd There's always something happening And it's usually quite loud

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:29

If he did sue you nothing would be brought against you...better than running straight through a house though...

PaintedTempest 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:57

Lol that happened to me. The idiot hit our mailbox, then plowed into the trees across the road.

BelfastNuts 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:39

YDI. Why would you put your mailbox on the road...

catkat1988 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:05

I think you should encourage him to sue you. Imagine for a second how smart he'd look in court. I also think you should've called the cops on him - I'm sure they'd also like to discuss the placement of your mailbox... Erm, or something else in this scenario.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:21

No lawyer, not even the stupid ones, would take this case. So he'd have to represent himself. Then he'd probably sue his lawyer for incompetent representation

mybrotherisevil 7

Saturday 11 January 2014 0:04

yeah, and then, when the lawyer he's using to represent him in THAT case hears his whole story, chances are that he's gonna get the same results, causing him to sue THAT lawyer for "incompetent representation" as well!