Transportation: Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML

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graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:19

Well, ya know, if life is a highway, it's conceivable that your front lawn is indeed a road. Or maybe you just need a new realtor.

golden_warrior 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:22

and it's coming from United States. People around the world are going to have a good laugh about this.

Comments

kee_breezy32 34

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:34

he needs to be the one getting sued. plus he should get put in jail for DWI !

BulldogHoops 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:35

Well, I hope that jackass enjoys the clink. Drunk drivers are the worst kind of **** monglers.

yeongji 31

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:37

I hope he indeed tried to sue you and he started it off with a phone call to the police. No need to get your hands dirty with the likes of him that way.

cottoncandymango 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:37

Get out now before he drives through your house!

strike2867 13

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:41

Call the cops, let them convince him about the location of the mailbox.

Faff 20

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:01

I know what 'being pissed' means in the US, but I still think it's funny you said he got pissed after drunk driving.

just_someguy 6

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:02

he must be using apple maps

KevinFlynn 13

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:07

sue his ass for property damage

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:19

I would love to say you should call the cops and he'll get jail time or lose his license for drinking and driving, but well it's true he should it's unlikely he really will or that it's going to have some huge life altering effect. my brother was killed by a drunk driver, and the drunk was out of jail in only six months... I don't have a lot of faith in legal systems when it comes to a DUI...

Huddisher 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:32

One of my family members was killed by vehicle and the man was out within a year. I heard supposedly that a man beat his three month old to death and only got three months, but I've seen a few inmate shows and the ones who have gotten caught with marajuana (excuse my spelling) have been in jail WAY longer than the people I've mentioned. Great "justice" system.