By nicetomeetyou2 - 25/09/2013 16:35 - Canada - Nepean

Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2 p.m. and screamed out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 715
You deserved it 3 514
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DocBastard 38

Perhaps you should think about locking your door. And getting an alarm. And a dog. A big dog like a German shepherd, not a little dog like a chihuahua. No one likes those yappy little *****.

148 3
MeTheBeast 22

At least he had the decency to call you honey ;)

108 5

Comments

EmmaMK 35

Sounds harmless enough. You need to enjoy having good neighbours.

3 1
photogodess 13

One guy was super drunk in Colorado, went to the wrong house (broke in cuz the key didn't work) and the ppl who owned the house shot and killed him. Very important to not be that drunk, plus you shouldn't drive either.... Glad everyone's okay and sorry that happend to you

4 1
omgitslian 6

YDI lock your doors. Luckily it was just a drunk neighbor, not someone worse.

0 3
edanielleh 21

it is 2 pm in the afternoon. i can saw that no body locks their doors in the day where i live.

2 0
DjSashaRoyal 9

you'll definitely be telling this story at a BBQ next summer.

2 0
jrock9093 18

At lest he introduced him self but I guess to much drinking could get you killed

1 0
joopjoop 19

good thing he wasn't an angry drunk! at least he said nice things

1 0