By nicetomeetyou2 - 25/09/2013 16:35 - Canada - Nepean

Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2 p.m. and screamed out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML
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DocBastard 38

Perhaps you should think about locking your door. And getting an alarm. And a dog. A big dog like a German shepherd, not a little dog like a chihuahua. No one likes those yappy little *****.

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MeTheBeast 22

At least he had the decency to call you honey ;)

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magaliwoodrock 19

How did I know it was going to be somebody from canada! Haha nobody locks their doors

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worldclassrager 39

That's one way to meet someone..,well I don't think he'll be forgotten easily..,

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mybubbles2000 13

That will definitely make for an interesting conversation when you meet his wife.

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jaybone87 8

keep your doors locked silly. didnt your ma ever teach you anything?

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kumarina 35

Well he was kind enough to let you know he arrived

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LissaMccracken 23

Haha wow. At least you can laugh about that later. Better that than someone who wants to brutally kill you walking in. ;) Maybe you should lock your doors?

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Skyisalwaysblue 1

I was trying to figure out why you had the door unlocked so that a random man could walk into your house at 2 in the afternoon. Then I realized that it says you're from Canada. And all was made clear. Oh Canada.

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