By kendrox - 02/05/2014 07:11 - United States - Auburn

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML
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kendrox 12

Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...

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Vitotaylor36 13

Or just leave him in there until he's sober? Or call the cops.

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mimi_ivana 13

leave him there or call the police. another reason why i cant tolerate alcohol. brings out the stupidity in you.

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b00kn3rd 14

Wait it out. What's he going to do? Pee on stuff? Public intoxication and destruction of property? Not your problem. "Yes, officer, he's right this way..."

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AvantiRave 6

Least youre not locked in the bathroom with him. Sucks, but least it isn't worse. If you can't control the situation call the police. They like beating people these days.

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little_one1 14

Don't forget they like to choke people now also!

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pjsr 32

Just leave him there 'forever'. He'll come out for food eventually. Forever is a long, long time.

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mu5icadd1ct 6

i keep imaging the guy in the bathroom acting like a little kid and the OP outside just exasperated

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TheMystery13 13

"I promise to love you forever." The guy comes out... "NOT!" Then kick his ass.

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SunTzu2 9

Call security, police and the manager!!! WTF FML for?

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