By kendrox - 02/05/2014 07:11 - United States - Auburn

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML
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kendrox 12

Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...

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biloxi_girl 22

If you feel like he is dangerous you should have called the cops. If not tell him you love him and send him back to his room.

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Enslaved 36

Shoot! Let him stay in there for as long as he wants. He'll have to come out eventually and hopefully by then, he'll be sobered up.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

But OP might need to use the bathroom.

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Enslaved 36

OP works at a hotel. She has access to other restrooms.

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1dvs_bstd 41

"get down on your knees and tell me you love me"

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ZeroPath5 16

I was thinking of that too. Home Alone 2 ftw

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speakersboom 19

#13, your picture made your comment ten times more threatening... o.o

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Vanshikap 24

Aw sorry OP. sucks for you both. good luck.

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AviKerensky 17

Is there no manager on site at night? Call the police.

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weveallbeenthere 30

that would be a good time to call for an ambulance / police to take his drunk ass out of there.

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cook4money 9

Only one person working at a hotel at night? That's really strange. Hopefully you got the guy out peacefully and are not really having to live up to your promise.

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buckdharma 37

Did you play dead, but you never bled?

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Enslaved 36

The lyrics to that "Keep on Loving You" song always baffled me. It sounds like he allowed her to cheat on him numerous times.

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sonjadus 11

Just leave him in there: he will eventually fall asleep, wake up without memory but with lots of shame..

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schhichick 14

its raining drunk men amen!

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