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By Kitty Lover - 11/06/2016 19:04 - United States - Houston

Today, a few weeks after moving in with my boyfriend, I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead. His most recent searches? "How kill cat", "Kill cat laws", "Cat + poison". I thought he was ok with my cat when I moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 17:12 - United Kingdom - Amersham

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML

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By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By Flash - 25/07/2021 17:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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By cats before idiots - 25/04/2019 18:00

Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML

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By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 06:00

Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Katsura - 19/07/2016 00:43 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2016 15:19

Do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and be nice to your boyfriend: surprise him with a cake, offer him coffee, cook him something nice...

Cbnotme 20

Sunday 12 June 2016 15:15

Ummmmm.... Confront him about it, because that's ****** up!

Comments

vegantreegirl 26

Sunday 12 June 2016 16:12

Please get out now and take your cat with you. That is not normal.

AbortionSurvivor 13

Sunday 12 June 2016 16:16

I'm possibly the most anti cat person there is, but even I wouldn't stoop this low

bad_boyfriend 10

Sunday 12 June 2016 16:51

Run...That's some psychopath shit

dontknow1 19

Sunday 12 June 2016 17:25

That's not alright, talk to him, and if he is seriously thinking about killing your cat, you may wanna reconsider your relationship.

martucha854 11

Monday 13 June 2016 23:26

And you really believe he will gonna admit that he was planning to murder the cat? I don't think so.

woahwoahemilio 4

Sunday 12 June 2016 17:25

Oh my god. Run!!!

rockeditionbarbi 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 17:43

Dump his arse! You wouldn't forgive yourself if he managed to hurt your kitty :(

TheLadyOpal 30

Sunday 12 June 2016 17:53

I don't think I've ever been so anxious for a follow up. Just take the kitty and run. If there's a chance that he's already lied to you once, it's not worth talking to him about it.

zeffra13 31

Sunday 12 June 2016 17:59

I'd take a screenshot of the search history & text it to myself, just in case he erases his search history. Then you have proof of what was on his phone. It's your decision what to do with that information.

MandySkittles 18

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:15

Get out as soon as you can. The fact that he'd be willing to go behind your back and kill your beloved animal without discussing it like an adult, or tolerating it period, doesn't bode well for your safety or health at all. I have a 16 year old kitty and if someone even thought about harming her I'd be gone in an instant. good luck to you, keep your pet safe!

expertsmilee 26

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:51

Same with me. Except it'd be *they'd be gone in an instant...permanently

itsme82 18

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:19

Yeah you may want to move back out. This is obviously not a safe situation for your cat. I would even suggest taking it a step further and see if someone can take your cat so it's safe. That's your baby, please take the right steps to save its life. Not to mention and other have said this I know. But if he's willing to hurt your cat, he would be willing to hurt you. He's not worth it. Run, baby run and don't look back.