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By Kitty Lover - 11/06/2016 19:04 - United States - Houston

Today, a few weeks after moving in with my boyfriend, I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead. His most recent searches? "How kill cat", "Kill cat laws", "Cat + poison". I thought he was ok with my cat when I moved in. FML

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You deserved it 1 775

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Redecorating

By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 17:12 - United Kingdom - Amersham

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML

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You deserved it 12 469

By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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Manchild

By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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You deserved it 12 576

Anger issues

By Flash - 25/07/2021 17:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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You deserved it 172

Random

By cats before idiots - 25/04/2019 18:00

Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML

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You deserved it 287

Cats rule, boys drool

By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 444

You deserved it 3 015

The creepy guy next door

By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 483

By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 06:00

Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML

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You deserved it 431

By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By Katsura - 19/07/2016 00:43 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

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You deserved it 1 379

DonULFonso 22

Sunday 12 June 2016 15:19

Do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and be nice to your boyfriend: surprise him with a cake, offer him coffee, cook him something nice...

Cbnotme 20

Sunday 12 June 2016 15:15

Ummmmm.... Confront him about it, because that's ****** up!

Comments

Aethereal 14

Monday 13 June 2016 0:27

Weird as it might be, you can't always assume anything out of search histories. I know mine tends to be pretty incriminating because I: A) Write occasionally crime-filled fiction and do research for it. B) Work as a programmer, and in order to make my own creations secure, research all kinds of vulnerabilities.

Aethereal 14

Monday 13 June 2016 3:15

-> All I'm saying is that things in search history don't necessarily imply that a person would actually ever do something along the lines in real life.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 13 June 2016 21:12

I'm guessing he's neither of the two. And why would it be specific to cats? OP needs to screenshot the searches, text or email them to herself, and get the hell out of dodge.

Monica_J 7

Monday 13 June 2016 0:38

ummmm, that's not ok

kikimiko 7

Monday 13 June 2016 1:35

Leave!! Honestly to kill an innocent animal raises serious red flags.

itsalie 19

Monday 13 June 2016 2:35

Ok, so I'm not saying that the cat should die, all I'm saying is that all of u immediately blame the guy who searched how to get rid of the cat! She should have made sure that he was ok with it!!!!!! pets are a huge responsibility to take care of the guy shouldn't have to deal with that if he didnt want the cat.

TheLadyOpal 30

Monday 13 June 2016 13:39

If he really didn't want the cat, he should have been honest with her and said so before she moved in.

Kondor017 9

Monday 13 June 2016 3:37

Hey, the search history could've been worse.....

Luzeamus_fml 7

Monday 13 June 2016 3:40

Mmmhh... Psycho alert ! Get away now !

Thelostwillow 9

Monday 13 June 2016 4:31

Confront him in a public place, I'm only saying this because if he IS willing to do that then who knows what he'd do if he got upset. If things don't go well and you feel unsafe stay at a friend's house with your kitty. Stay safe.