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By Katsura - 19/07/2016 00:43 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 06:00

Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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By Rosie - 06/09/2016 12:13 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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Viper_Revenge 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:48

Sounds like hes only in it for the pussy

blueyekai 17

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:56

Dump him, and take your cat with you

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Viper_Revenge 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:48

Sounds like hes only in it for the pussy

enxhi96 21

Tuesday 19 July 2016 18:03

You win

Opheliae 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:48

omg

ApplePie1994 27

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:50

this can be taken up in so many *wrong* ways...

Andrewx8 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:51

Thats not what a open relationship means, it simply means he does not want to marry you. but still really likes you. If he didnt like you, he would have broken up with you.

david66_fml 20

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:57

An open relationship is when you can sleep with other people

InfiniteSunshine 32

Tuesday 19 July 2016 18:03

Your definition is not what an open relationship means either. You realize married people can have open relationships too, right? Open relationship simply means that 2 people are in a relationship with each other, but they have sexual relationships with other people, usually as well as with each other. Sounds like the boyfriend doesn't really like OP anymore, and is just using the open relationship line as an excuse.

acerredrum 23

Tuesday 19 July 2016 18:27

#3 That is not what an open relationship means at all. An open relationship means he wants to sleep with and/or date other people. Married people can be in an open relationship. Also I like to think OP is more likely to know what he meant than any of us since they were the ones who actually heard what he said.

Flyndaran 10

Thursday 21 July 2016 12:51

Not all open relationships are open for both sides. One may simply have little to no sex drive but also lack jealousy completely. As long as both parties are in sync, it's all good.

Andrewx8 12

Thursday 22 September 2016 16:01

So if married people can have a open relationship, why is my definition wrong?

Death69 24

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:53

This is when you tell him...Sure, an open relationship. You then proceed to OPEN the door and tell him to GTFO! Tough luck OP. But seriously, get rid of this moron. You deserve better.

ElectroThunder28 16

Thursday 21 July 2016 4:21

But why is he a moron? Because he lost feelings for her? Not particularly his fault

Tyrax 16

Thursday 21 July 2016 17:00

The man is a noron because instead of simply moving on after losing romantic feelings for the OP, he is trying to persue a farce of a relationship for access to the cat.