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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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Creeped out of here

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 05:25 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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dumboears 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:56

Look on the bright side, you can make a business out of this!

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:59

How much? Either way free money is free money! Just keep trying!

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adriana21 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 20:14

Tht sure sucks

R3kli3 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 20:38

Finally an FML from a gay guy!

thatonegirl33 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:14

Hey so now you know he's a jerk plus you got free money.

hamtaro331 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:47

How much

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:55

Imagine it went so bad that he'd paid you on behalf of the gay community to turn straight.

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:42

New business venture? Sounds promising

griffin1617 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:02

I honestly don't see the problem. If it was that bad then you don't want a repeat so take the cash and run. You actually got compensated for your time for a bad date. You shouldn't even complain about it. It's a win. Now either give up or try again.

greenmen 12

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:53

That must feel like not so much of a hooker

karishmo 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:57

I guess you can count that as a win?

Jelliott20 2

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:25

A date like this every week and hello early retirement :)

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