By AndelleRae - 22/02/2012 12:02 - United States

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML
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AndelleRae 9

This is mine. They are two and three years old, and while I tried to give them little buckets, they didn't always make it in. It's my job to watch them because I am their full time live in nanny. My sister works third shift and her husband recently passed away, so it's down to me to take care of them. Everyone is over it now, but it was a pretty nasty couple of days, for sure.

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loserman67 35

Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!

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Pelreskovich 11

That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!

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MatheusRajuidas 5

Gain in the gag-reflex control skill?

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LolFMLnot 10

Your picture is disgusting!!!! ^ It must've hurt like a bitch :(

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Prankster7o7 5

Nah, I've cut my finger way worse than that before, mine only started hurting after they stitched it up.

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Pelreskovich 11

That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!

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SaMmIMonster96 6

I say just lock them in the bathroom.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

So throw some toys in there.

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Exactly! But really I was joking.. I have nieces and nephews that are toddlers so I know how bad it is when they get sick.

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Llamassss 21

Just give them some little buckets, that's what my parents did.

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loserman67 35

Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!

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Enslaved 36

I'm under the impression that the toddlers live in that same house and the OP is baby sitting them.

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crimsonprodigy 15

Yeah this makes them sound as if they're immigrants, lol.

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chili_is_good 0

Tell them to puke in the toilet or they will have to clean it up, it works for kids their age

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rosha267 21

I have this thing where I puke if I see someone else do it so really FYL :(

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Lawzen_Rainbow 7

I'm the same :( even if I just see it on tv. really annoying haha

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yourlifesfucked 0

That's an evolutionary trait from our monkey ancestors, who fed in groups. If one member of the group threw up, the smell of the vomit would make the entire group nauseous and they would stop eating, in case the cause was the food they were eating.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Or just take a family trip to the doctors

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primadonna9396 16

And spread a mostly-harmless virus to people in hospitals with weak immune systems and their caretakers, even though there's nothing they can do? You sir are a dumbass.

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