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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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Creeped out of here

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 05:25 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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Top comments

dumboears 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:56

Look on the bright side, you can make a business out of this!

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:59

How much? Either way free money is free money! Just keep trying!

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muffinXmonster 12

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:31

What could you have possibly done that was that bad? I got thrown up on while on a first date once but I didn't react that way!

StaciMariie 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:32

awe that sucks :(

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:33

That's the opposite of a prostitute

Holy_ish 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:38

Lmao very clever

MischievousLoki 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:54

I'm really sorry that your date went bad...Maybe that guy is an overall prick. Especially that he would pay you not to ever call him again.

geod69 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:56

Oldest profession in the world

Notime4bull 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:08

This could be a good learning experience. Think on the date and see what went wrong so you can change for the next guy. That, or you could always turn this into a successful business practice.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:14

I have a feeling you said "too much" at the date which scared him off: like you wanna marry ASAP and have a lot of kids.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:07

Kids? He's gay. Isn't there a limit to how many kids can be adopted?

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:41

Gays have kids too. There is a female gay couple whose two daughters attend the same school as my daughter. Sperm donors. Male couples usually adopt or use a surrogate and one of the men's sperm.

Driveshaft 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:18

Threaten to ask him out again if he doesn't give you a raise!

perdix 29

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:28

Why would he have to pay you? Doesn't he live in the 21st century? He could just block your number or decline your calls when he sees your number. At least you made some money off a Luddite without the balls to tell you to **** off. I hope you find a guy with huge balls, if that is what you people are into.

kcsimon 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:34

Omg that's soo rude I can't believe FML ur life sucks

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