Love: Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually... - FML

By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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Bitch move

By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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Crafty

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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Creeped out of here

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 05:25 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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Top comments

dumboears 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:56

Look on the bright side, you can make a business out of this!

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:59

How much? Either way free money is free money! Just keep trying!

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strokedturbogsxr 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:38

At least he wasn't paying u for sex

slappinGoodtimes 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 12:42

But was OP paying him?

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:57

You went to dig your nose during the date and he caught you red handed right?

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:00

Sucks, man. But hey, free money!

cass1_l0ve 13

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:01

Okay okay okay, here's what you do! When he hands you the money look him dead in they eyes and say "I will Facebook stalk you unless you buy dessert and throw in an extra $10"

cloak057_fml 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:05

Did you take it?

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:06

I can't vote on this one... Why? Because we have no details to say wether you deserved it or not. We don't know what happened to make the date so bad. We don't know if it was your fault, his, or both. But think of it this way, you got money even though the date was bad, and if it was that bad why would you want to call/date him again?

iloveweed69 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:13

Free money~

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:19

Kinda mixed on wether I want to know what happened.

iceman420son 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:31

Free dinner and you got paid At the end

chels1994 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:48

Easy money

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Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

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Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML

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