Food, Cats, Smells and Animals: Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and...

By Alpheas - 30/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 02:37 - United States

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML

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By Rizzle - 04/10/2009 07:50 - New Zealand

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By dead rats - 08/08/2016 13:58

Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML

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By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

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By Beanhead - 18/06/2022 16:00

Today, I opened a can of beans at work, and instead of pouring out, the whole can plopped out, splashing bean juice all over my clothes and in my hair. Guess I'm taking a second shower today. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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awesomechick618 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:13

well ur lucky, I bet alot of people want pussy following them around as much as u have it now. lolszz :D

ilovebradiew 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:13

well then go have a shower when you go home.

Comments

Catheec 4

Sunday 30 May 2010 15:40

This fml makes no sense. If you'd ever seen a 4 pound can of anything, you would know that: a. There is NO way it would just magically burst open on your head. You could throw those puppies at a cement wall repeatedly and at most they might dent a little. b. If you actually got hit in the head with a 4 pound can hard enough to do anything to it, you would be in the hospital with a concussion and a skull fracture.

Xavi89 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 15:40

you need to take a fucken shower, you dirty mother ******!! :)

kili987u 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 15:43

what dose OP mean?

sum1savemeh 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:25

no it's orgasmal penguin

heyarnold69 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 15:50

pet the kitty. accept it.

PizzaGuy11 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:18

haha 9

tiny_and_small 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:33

*laughs at number 77* fire always makes it better!!! and Original person.. TAKE A SHOWER THEN!!!!!! Then you won't smell like tuna.

smacky101 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:36

shower you gross asshat

tajna92 4

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:54

haha, tuna manager... lol

love_me_electric 20

Sunday 30 May 2010 17:31

So a four pound can hit you in the head and you were still conscious and able to work afterwards? I dunno about you guys but this FML seems kind of fishy to me.