Food, Cats, Smells and Animals: Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and...

By Alpheas - 30/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 02:37 - United States

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML

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By Rizzle - 04/10/2009 07:50 - New Zealand

Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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By dead rats - 08/08/2016 13:58

Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML

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By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

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By Beanhead - 18/06/2022 16:00

Today, I opened a can of beans at work, and instead of pouring out, the whole can plopped out, splashing bean juice all over my clothes and in my hair. Guess I'm taking a second shower today. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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awesomechick618 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:13

well ur lucky, I bet alot of people want pussy following them around as much as u have it now. lolszz :D

ilovebradiew 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:13

well then go have a shower when you go home.

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l3allin_all_day 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 21:03

shower dumbass

Lucy_L 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 22:03

hahahahahah

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 22:16

u must not have shower. u nasty freak. go shower n get off fml.

city147 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 22:19

a FOUR POUND CAN!?!? hmmm I call BS! if a 4 lb can fell on my head u think I'd be a bit hurt! just think of getting hit with a 6 oZ can that would leave a mark a 4 POUND CAN? and hard enough to burst!?!? I don't think so not without cracking your skull as well!!!

goonie85 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:10

Yeah, blame the smell on the tuna. Sure, you smell like fish because a can of tuna exploded on you.... Also, can anyone tell me why 52 spelled authority wrong? He was being such a smart as, I can't tell I he did it on purpose.

1LL337 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:31

YDI for being a manager and not taking control of the situation and leaving to clean yourself up. What kind of manager doesn't have the authority to take off in situations like this? You also deserve it for not going home and straight into the shower and messing around for your cat to even bother you. You also deserve it for having a cat.