Food, Cats, Smells and Animals: Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and...

By Alpheas - 30/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 02:37 - United States

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML

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By Rizzle - 04/10/2009 07:50 - New Zealand

Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML

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Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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By dead rats - 08/08/2016 13:58

Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML

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By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

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By Beanhead - 18/06/2022 16:00

Today, I opened a can of beans at work, and instead of pouring out, the whole can plopped out, splashing bean juice all over my clothes and in my hair. Guess I'm taking a second shower today. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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awesomechick618 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:13

well ur lucky, I bet alot of people want pussy following them around as much as u have it now. lolszz :D

ilovebradiew 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:13

well then go have a shower when you go home.

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skyhuh25 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 14:12

you deserve it for having a cat

Norris_FTW_77 9

Sunday 30 May 2010 14:14

#35 that is the worst display of the English language I have ever seen. Please promise not to reproduce, or just throw yourself into traffic. Thanks!!

melig1991 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 14:15

If your the manager, I think you could have given yourself permission to go home and change. Or all the people that work under you must be pretty irresponsible gits.

mellovesyuh 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 14:26

well, here's an idea.... take a shower dumbfuck

Vanbilsen 4

Sunday 30 May 2010 14:41

take a shower dumbass

bookbee 2

Sunday 30 May 2010 14:56

Wow, what a big, steaming pile if shit! This a load of crap because: 1. If a four lb can if of anything hit you in the head hard enough to break open, your head would have broken open, too. 2. When was the last time anyone saw a can just up and "break open"? 3. No manager would stay at work in those conditions. S/he would have no auth-or-i-TIE. 4. The only places that carry tins that big are places like Sam's Club or Costco, who would never endorse a staff member working with the customers whilst stinky. 5. Who doesn't just go home and have a shower, as pointed out a couple of hundred times? How sad is your life if you not only feel you have to make something up that qualifies to FYL, but to make up something so lame and implausible. Worse than all that, it's just not funny.

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 30 May 2010 14:59

I call BULLSHIT !! If a FOUR pound can of ANYTHING hit you on the head hard enuf to burst open, your head would burst open too. You obviously suck as a manager, because you should know better than to store anything that heavy that high. If it had hit one of the employees you would be in deep kimchee.