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By Crossy - 23/08/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 32 832

By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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You deserved it 4 430

By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 044

You deserved it 50 314

By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 7 813

By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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You deserved it 7 979

By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 792

You deserved it 3 732

By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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You deserved it 63 542

By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 025

You deserved it 25 345

By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 6 556

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Sunday 23 August 2009 17:25

Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?

dinosaursmoo 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 17:22

Wait, does that mean you wear skirts? I dont get it..

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PuhPuhPuhPi 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:57

Bagpipe player? haha

honeydoodles 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:05

at least your girl has a sense of humor

catriona_cd 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:40

at least 37 understood what he was saying the first time.. fml IF you didnt want anyone to know..

XxmidnightXx4545 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:37

holy crap!! you wear skirts?!?!?!?

RatIsKing 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:23

definitely not a ydi. not really an fml either

gigi2009 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:49

LMAO. nice quote :)

GreenMeanie 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:00

you gonna let this bitch talk shit to you?

shootingstar8D 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:37

I don't get it?

Davidtrkstr 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:12

anyone see this guys name?

catriona_cd 0

Monday 24 August 2009 11:03

yeah so he is a crossdresser.. big deal lol

Matty_No9 0

Monday 24 August 2009 7:03

honestly!? iv submited a few that are actualy worthy for fml that have yet to be accepted.. its not im a **** hear me roar site.."crossy"

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Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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Today, I have a stutter that gets worse with stress. We got a new supervisor today and the first thing she said to me was, “Either spit it out or write it in an email, for fuck's sake!” I’m now so scared of her, I go almost mute if we’re in the same room. FML

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Today, to my surprise, my girlfriend accepted to try bondage, despite not being particularly turned on by it. I understood why when, after she firmly tied me up to the bed, she ate 80% of the two-person cake we bought for dinner. In front of me. FML

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Today, I'd planned on treating myself to a spa day. I'd booked a massage and was so relaxed that I fell asleep during it. When I woke up, I realized that I had drooled all over the massage table. FML

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Today, I was at a wedding reception. I had to repeatedly shout and wave like an idiot to the waiter for my order because he ignored me several times and kept forgetting about me. I was the bride. FML

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Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML

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Today, I took my truck through an automatic car wash. During the wash, the bristles on one of the automatic scrubbers ripped my metal antenna off of my car. The antenna was stuck spinning around in the scrubber, smacking and scratching the entire side of my car, top to bottom. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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