Money: Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various...

By fuckyouverymuch - 26/10/2013 19:48 - United States - Salida

Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By Ashley - 02/12/2012 10:16 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

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Bye gifts

By Anonymous - 12/12/2018 08:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML

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Free healthcare for all

By Vickie - 18/06/2021 16:00

Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML

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You deserved it 125

Make it stop!

By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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You deserved it 2 737

By veevee - 17/08/2009 08:31 - Australia

Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling out $120 call-out fee, I was a little miffed when the technician walked in, pressed the 'unlock' function and walked out again. FML

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You deserved it 53 149

By random person - 09/07/2013 17:51 - United States

Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML

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You deserved it 4 719

Shocking!

By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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You deserved it 2 586

Bob the Builder

By brunnells22 - 23/06/2020 23:00

Today, I was feeling pretty proud of myself for building an Ikea shelf/dresser combo completely by myself. When going to put the last drawer together, I dropped one of the boards. The corner landed perfectly in the middle of my phone screen, shattering it. It's going to cost $230 to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 297

pwnman 33

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:21

I think those words describe him, not you. It's his signature!

username53001 7

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:24

Your reaction must have been, "iMad".

Comments

sickerthanyou 13

Sunday 27 October 2013 14:13

well, he just wanted to make sure you'd get your iPad back in case you lose it, all you'd have to do is to check the back of every iPad you see and find the 2 words which describe you.

miyaviichan 27

Sunday 27 October 2013 14:45

Well, if you're a hipster then YDI. I'm joking, that is so unprofessional. Some people don't know how to treat customers. >:(

hobojo69 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 17:19

Ya that's why you just go to the professionals when u need your expensive stuff fixed, it'll cost more but it'll turn out better

tj22157 1

Sunday 27 October 2013 19:33

File a police report, it's illegal for him to damage your property. I'd also demand a refund before then.

jaybone87 8

Monday 28 October 2013 13:08

A study shows that Apple products are owned by hipsters and sheep......

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 28 October 2013 13:54

Lol that sucks but surely the iPad jacket cover thing will hide it?

Ryodin 11

Monday 28 October 2013 14:37

Well it _is_ fixed. Maybe try to buff it out with steel wool? A scrapped back is better than a bit 'douche' on the back. Or get a case. The guy's an ass but hey, cheap repairs.