Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling...

By veevee - 17/08/2009 08:31 - Australia

Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling out $120 call-out fee, I was a little miffed when the technician walked in, pressed the 'unlock' function and walked out again. FML

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By thanks a lot - 26/08/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I guess my husband was trying to prove something by fixing our dishwasher himself instead of letting the maintenance man come. He watched videos on YouTube but ended up breaking it beyond repair, thus voiding the warranty. Now we have to replace the whole thing at full price. FML

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Repaired

By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, I paid a repairman $65 to come to my house to fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side that said, "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said, "All fixed." FML

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Pay up

By Anonymous - 01/10/2022 16:30 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I received an invoice for a plumber call-out. They'd watched me reconnect my own water heater because the heat pump packed up, and the lady on the phone had said no charge. So basically, 690 bucks to use their ladder, when they declined my offer to use my own. FML

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By Asteria - 15/11/2018 05:00

Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML

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By Jack - 03/04/2013 21:40

Today, my washing machine broke down, within its warranty. I asked my neighbour if she could open the door for the mechanic while I was at work; she agreed. When I came home, I had a bill for 80 bucks for not opening the door. Her reason? She was busy watching her favorite TV show. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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By Going to work naked tomorrow - 11/12/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Northallerton

Today I remembered to put my work uniform in the wash; as I hit start I got an email notification. My landlord confirmed that the engineer will be out to fix the washing machine tomorrow after my housemate reported it as broken. My clothes are locked in the machine that now won't turn on. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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By Bruce - 23/01/2021 11:01 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my sump pump stopped working so I called a plumber to fix it. It took two seconds for him to simply plug it back in. Cost me $75 for the call. FML

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aback 4

Monday 17 August 2009 16:44

Read The ******* Manual.

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 17 August 2009 16:40

That's a lot of money for under one minute of work.

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suckstobeyou3 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:27

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Lolbrittany 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:41

Lol, you got so many negative votes that your "omg im firstttt" comment got buried B)

fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 17 August 2009 17:39

lmao ****!!!! and to the op: YDI

suckstobeyou3 0

Monday 17 August 2009 18:27

i was being sarcastic. the people who just go OMFG FIRST!!!!!!!!!! are stupid.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:29

ok.............whether or not you were being sarcastic, you just did the same thing you said was stupid.

humorizer 14

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:04

Well, this answers the age old question, if a woman is using a computer; BUT IT'S IN THE KITCHEN, can she still use it correctly? Answer: no. (note: vacuum cleaners and irons are an exception)

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 19 May 2017 23:30

Humor, you're assuming that said appliances can even be used correctly by said persons.... :-(

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 19 May 2017 23:32

Hey "Sucks2bMe," you thus just called yourself stupid and acted likewise to prove it ... 2x. Good move!

ssica_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:28

fail

dhbeaver 9

Thursday 11 October 2012 5:57

********

alexzhou04 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:31

Good job

leeenerz 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:31

i hate first commenters...

PunsY0 5

Monday 23 July 2012 9:59

I hate fourth commenters who bitch about first commenters..

lendmeyourteeth 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:35

no words..

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 17 August 2009 16:40

That's a lot of money for under one minute of work.

aback 4

Monday 17 August 2009 16:44

Read The ******* Manual.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 19 May 2017 23:36

Aback, and the dishwasher manual's Trouble-shooting section, too. Then again, perhaps - for the world's sake at large - she ought not learn how to pass on her genes to the next generation....

leeenerz 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:45

thats usually what happens when people freak out about being FIRSTTTTT OMG

leeenerz 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:47

ah that was a reply to 7

emilyfaith93 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:48

#9 hahahaha anyway you have to be really stupid not to figure that out before calling the repair guy

thelonelylurker 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:51

Woman. That makes sense.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 17 August 2009 16:59

*Resisting urge to feed the sexist troll* >.>

genius_man16 0

Monday 17 August 2009 18:04

Lmao. I was thinking the same thing. I'll bet the technician was thinking the same thing too...

plutosaplanet 0

Monday 17 August 2009 18:49

actually...when i lived in my apartment, our gas stove wouldnt light. my then boyfriend and male landlord almost took the whole top off looking for the pilot light to relight it. i had to wait the next day for the repairman. he came in said there was no pilot light you just hold the dial on "light" til it lights then adjust. so yeah men arent always as bright either. luckily for me though the guy said he would tell the co i wasnt home and didnt charge me.