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By fuck you retail - 27/05/2013 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML

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By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By vampire - 16/06/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

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Stop siding with Karens!

By jobless - 02/07/2021 11:00

Today, I'm a massage therapist, and a woman got on my table with a rash. When I informed her that I couldn't work on her because of the rash, and that it's illegal, she got mad, and started yelling at me. My boss came to find out what happened, took her side, and fired me. For following the law. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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What's the deal with handbags?

By Clumsy - 18/03/2022 02:00

Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By scumdresser - 29/09/2012 20:34 - United States - Pittsford

Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML

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DanqGirlxoxo 13

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:21

Umm , if you dont have money to pay for a tan , Don't go and make a fool out of yourself. That's like going to victoria secret saying you can buy cheaper bras at Wal-Mart.

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:19

it's okay OP, its her IQ on the line

Comments

golden_warrior 23

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:35

Snooki is that you?

spunkylady 24

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:39

Hahaha!!! Must. Stop... The laughter!

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 28 May 2013 5:37

It's a Jersey thing.

spunkylady 24

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:41

Damn straight!

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:41

what a ******* dummy.

pattayarick 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:44

You think that you have it bad? Imagine being her boyfriend.

MrSassypants 33

Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:27

The only ones who would date her are equally as dumb so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

CobraLazerFace 21

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:44

Was she the color of a traffic cone?

chabelo 10

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:46

she will get tan in hell for free someday

GRubi 17

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:51

And what exactly does she plan on suing you for?

SystemofaBlink41 27

Tuesday 28 May 2013 8:27

Hurtful sarcasm? Um... Trying to make a customer laugh without their permission? ........ I got nothing...

starw0lf 31

Tuesday 28 May 2013 8:40

Angry customers like to yell that they'll sue whether they really can or not when things don't go their way. I'm not sure what she could actually sue the store for given she was removed after she began yelling.

GRgoldfish 19

Friday 31 May 2013 10:06

#62 is right. I think sueing is so acceptable among the media that people think that they can Sue anyone for anything. I just ignore people who act like that. best of luck op.

nbandofbrothers 10

Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:05

It actually cost a lot to run the sun. You don't know if but we pay the sun to heat the earth. The more money the more heat. But some planets cannot afford so much heat.