By fuck you retail - 27/05/2013 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 609
You deserved it 4 547

Same thing different taste

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Umm , if you dont have money to pay for a tan , Don't go and make a fool out of yourself. That's like going to victoria secret saying you can buy cheaper bras at Wal-Mart.

onorexveritas 23

it's okay OP, its her IQ on the line

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And this is why tanning excessively is bad... It kills brain cells, causing stupidity like this to happen!! Tan in moderation folks!!

Late_night83 25

Hilarious.at least he took your side, I mean, it was a valid answer :-)

I think this is the first fml I've read where the boss is on the employees side..

SystemofaBlink41 27

I agree. I was expecting the boss to actually chew out OP.

At least your boss seemed to be on your side. But why would you work at a tanning salon if you had smart ass comments like that? Who doesn't know the sun is free? It's not the same since most get a full on nude tans which is difficult to get the privacy to sun bathe naked. She was probably looking for advice on maybe a package deal or a group rate. Try to be more helpful next time, Sassy! :P

Sometimes you just can't afford to tan your ******! Anyone who's gonna see it should understand.

BellaBelle_fml 23

You will get smart ass comments no matter what line of work you go into. Stupid people are everywhere!

Sounds like you have met Amanda Bynes. My heart goes out to you.

Hey, it could've been worse. Normally the boss takes the customer's side.

I would have kicked her out too. Kicked her so hard far into space towards the sun so she'd get a permanent tan.

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain. Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob