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By fuck you retail - 27/05/2013 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML

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By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By vampire - 16/06/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

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By jobless - 02/07/2021 11:00

Today, I'm a massage therapist, and a woman got on my table with a rash. When I informed her that I couldn't work on her because of the rash, and that it's illegal, she got mad, and started yelling at me. My boss came to find out what happened, took her side, and fired me. For following the law. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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By Clumsy - 18/03/2022 02:00

Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By scumdresser - 29/09/2012 20:34 - United States - Pittsford

Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML

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Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:21

Umm , if you dont have money to pay for a tan , Don't go and make a fool out of yourself. That's like going to victoria secret saying you can buy cheaper bras at Wal-Mart.

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:19

it's okay OP, its her IQ on the line

Comments

LadyNatasha 4

Tuesday 28 May 2013 9:33

I think somebody bleached their hair too much- must have seeped into their brain.

Aratiti 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 10:10

At least your boss seemed to be on your side

catanita 18

Tuesday 28 May 2013 10:32

Cool boss. Not everybody has the luck to have such an understanding boss.

evilscorpi 29

Tuesday 28 May 2013 10:58

no one appreciates the true color any more, I like my untanned people ")

Binglebeee 16

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:54

Wow, some people are just freakin retarded. On the bright side your boss was with you on this, unlike most other fmls

Ariet 20

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:56

Some people... *smh* I'm glad they threw her out! ;)

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:38

Yeah I rather lay out in the sun myself but this girl was stupid

ChakatBlackstar 29

Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:51

Well to be fair, a tanning salon is more reliable in terms of being available, not to mention it can be used in all weather. On the other hand, that was still an over reaction.

nplatinum 4

Wednesday 29 May 2013 3:25

Wow! You're a moron!

MysticMonkey 9

Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:08

She's an idiot.

MetalOcelot 5

Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:18

Hey OP, have you ever heard of the site notalwaysright.com? It'd be the perfect place to post this exchange in its entirety - and also to read about how you're not alone in the world of dealing with stupid customers :)