Intimacy: Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk...

By depressed - 22/02/2010 07:23 - United States

Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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The wrong kind of banging

By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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I did a sex

By Anonymous - 17/05/2021 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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You deserved it 88 959

By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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With friends like these…

By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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It wasn't me

By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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You deserved it 3 046

zebra_pillow 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:07

why would you f**k a drunk girl anyways that's like rape

its_milly_silly 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:07

YDI for trying to get it from a drunk chick... so... wrong!

Comments

sockpuppets 1

Sunday 18 April 2010 1:32

Personally, I've been there a million times, man. I was always the "Big Brother" to girls and when i'd to go a partys they'd get shittered and just open their hearts to me and tell me all how much they want me and i would turn THEM down and take them home and put them to bed..its all about respect...but shes just drunk...think about in her shoes..if you were to do things with her she would feel horrible the next day..just saying its a good thing she passed out.

cincin75 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 18:48

why this fyl? I think it is so sweet to watch the one u loved sleeping.

matt643 0

Monday 17 May 2010 3:34

and so begins the tale of the sexless inkeeper

souperoreo 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:34

Omg. This is 16 candles you idiots

bestdayever023 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 1:32

YOU DESERVED IT YOU ******* DICK

matchstick1029 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 8:06

how do you spell stagetory

dominguez89 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 20:16

statutory

kizzicrumbs_fml 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:01

YDI YDI YDI, YDI YDI YDIIII. those three letters just can't sum up how much you deserved this. what, were you gonna **** her while she wasn't under full control of herself? a lot of girls get frisky when theyre drunk, and any money says she wouldn't appreciate you taking advantage. god, I hope someone knocks some sense into you. soon. (btw, sorry for the horrible grammar. phonetyping ftl)

weissesengel 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:06

get ovr it. @ leest ya got sumthin

SamanthaPantha 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:01

you were going to have sex with a drunk girl?that's really cool of you.

angels_siren 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:03

F. U. for even having it cross your mind to rape her. just becuase shes drunk doesnt mean shes able to make the decison to give consent. and if you liked her, really truly liked her you wouldnt just want to screw her, you'd want to make it memorable. not have her drunken not knowing what the hell she did the next morning.