By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
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toxic_walrus 15

She gave you chlamydia AND has bad taste in music? You sure know how to pick em!

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tj4234 35

Hey, i just ****** you. And this is crazy. I have chlamydia. So now you do maybe. Also, Sirin is the best, she's so cool. I wish she were my mum and all.

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asherm 15

Just be glad that's one still treatable by antibiotics. Now there's a strain of Gonorrhea that's now antibiotic resistant. Ick!

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kalbrek009 20

YDI, OP for not "suiting up" before the dive.

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Dr_Eeevil 7

Should've worn a condom :/ but still that sucks man

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

We met last night at the club, Went back to my place, made love, But I have Chlamydia, You caught my STD. You better get yourself checked Or else your junk will be wrecked. You should have put on a rubber, baby. Don't blame me. Hey yeah I messed up. But you should have guessed it. Get down to the clinic, And get tested, baby! Hey I just met you. Sorry, it's crazy, But I infected you. It can be cured, maybe.

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mkayden 23

Next time you shouldn't be a fool and wrap your tool.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

That's what you get for not using protection.

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GetBent730 5

Well, it could be worse. It could've been herpes. She could have not told u. Go to the clinic, take penicillin for a week or so, and now u got a funny ass story to tell! (Just say it happened to a friend instead of u tho lol)

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