By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
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toxic_walrus 15

She gave you chlamydia AND has bad taste in music? You sure know how to pick em!

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tj4234 35

Hey, i just ****** you. And this is crazy. I have chlamydia. So now you do maybe. Also, Sirin is the best, she's so cool. I wish she were my mum and all.

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everton99 16

At least it's curable. Could have been Herpes or HIV.

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acerredrum 23

OP never once mentioned getting paid.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

YDI in my opinion. In these days and age, where it is so easy to get condoms, I don't understand that so many people still choose to have unprotected sex. It feels like your health does not matter to you much. Be thankful that it was "just" chlamydia.

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CeDean 3

stop sleeping around. thats kinda your fault

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bobboe 5

Hey, we just had sex, And this is crazy, But I've got the clap , So do you baby...

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sailorarctic 22

YDI, always use protection. nuff said.

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mansfield_j 27

Atleast you can treat it, better than getting aids or HIV. Sorry for the luck dude.

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MzZombicidal 36

#269, funny that you tell me to pipe the **** down for saying what I think.

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