Love: Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..

mmsdrummer51 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:05

so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house

Comments

idklalaalala 0

Monday 30 May 2011 4:41

u wouldv avoided this if u sent a text like any other normal person

birchknollbabe32 0

Monday 30 May 2011 5:28

sucks for her. she's the one that's so fat she knows the pizza hut number

pikagirl222 1

Monday 30 May 2011 23:48

what if she works there? just saying

Racerjas11 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:35

she had that memorized? fatty

dougis4 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:51

what a bitch

St3WI3 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:34

I would have gave an order for pizza but yeah that totally sucks dude

tooniceforice 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:51

O.K. listen. I'm NOT, repeat, NOT choosing any sides. But, what if she had that number for her reasons? What if she gave you the wrong number? Did you see her write it down? What if she forgot her number (it could be new) and was embarrassed that she didn't know it, so in the heat of the moment she wrote down the first number that came to mind. Plus, everyone STOP saying she's a fatty just because she knows a freaking Pizza Hut number. I know some too. My dad works for Pizza Hut. If she did, however, mean to give you that number to be rude, then let it be. She was mean to do that, but in the end, you WILL find someone else.