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By BadassNinja - 05/09/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:07

"Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching...." YDI.

shostakovich 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:06

Hmm... I wonder whose fault this is?

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shostakovich 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:06

Hmm... I wonder whose fault this is?

tpag3r 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:23

you deserve it for trying to ninja the wall. everyone knows concrete beats ninja....silly fag

ReasonsToFly 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:08

Not to mention the fact that he would have to pay for the damages to whoever's property the wall belonged to. ******* ******.

slack3r9 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:27

ya know thats why they call it sheet rock right? YDI

mayhem372 8

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:16

I blame society

mayhem372 8

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:18

and who said it was a wall? he said drywall so that could mean he found a sheet layin around somewhere

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:07

"Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching...." YDI.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:51

toxi ftw!! and OP, im surprised you still have the girl

Julioyobaby 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:37

AGREED! LMAO.

Alexgoesfml 3

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:32

#2 exactly what I was thinking. Some guys and their man-ego.

Gimmedat 0

Monday 31 May 2010 5:06

Let's revise that a bit toxi. "Today, I tried to impress..." YDI. yeah, right there.

sucks4you5 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:09

ydi

BadLuckTuck 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:12

That's the lamest way to impress a girl. It just makes you look like a douchebag.

Monado 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:18

Yeah, because the girl would definitely be impressed about some idiot who likes to be violent.

Prendergast 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:19

today I thought my girlfriend would be impressed that I was able punch something. ydi

epicfail13337 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:22

o.o At least she didn't break up with you.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:22

9th! but srsly ur a moron for doing that why would you!?!?! thats not impressive at all

eyeheart87 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:25

Uh, if shes already your girlfriend why would you feel the need to impress her again ?

liveitupx 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:26

Tomorrow you can start punching random people, see if she thinks thats impressive.

Holy_Crap_A_Wolf 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:58

^^^ Ftw.

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