Love: Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..

mmsdrummer51 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:05

so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house

Comments

sk8erd 15

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:53

Man if she won't give ya her real number then she isn't worth even a sec of your time.. you guys can still be friends but the feeling of you n her being 'Together' isn't gonna get out of your head for awhile... maybe if you meet someone who's twice as amazing but other than that its hard to think less of that person n more on the friendship.. maybe you should invite her over for pizza :P

LaitsGo 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:54

arent all the pizza huts 310-1010?

BrittanyCelesteP 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 20:52

no?

theten_fml 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 9:11

Man, I did the exact same thing to some girl before

goshpeople 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 9:33

Saying that she "finally" gave you her number makes it sound as though you've asked or hinted for it many times. If she hadn't been forthcoming in the past, why would her response suddenly change? In such a case, it's hard for me to blame her; giving you the number for the pizza place may have been a last resort to get it through to you that she's not interested.

Ann23 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 10:10

you could do better, she so isn't worth it anyways !

detorio 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 10:22

Chin up ae She not worth your time after that one -_-

roblaycle 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 10:44

you should place an order and have it sent to her address. that'll teach her

Disasterpiece864 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 11:28

Wow...what a ****. Betcha aren't crushing on her anymore. Kepp your head up dude, there's plenty of girls that are WAAAAAY better than that.

MasterL 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 11:29

maybe it would've been better I'd u lost the # and never found it : /

chuck1986 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:18

if you see her again apologize for not calling and say you've been busy. it'll make her look stupid too for giving you a fake number you couldn't 'bother' calling.