Work: Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice....

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

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Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

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By liltravol23 - 15/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By me - 20/12/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

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By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 22 September 2010 19:16

Or maybe she was just trying to be funny? If not, either reevaluate your life and figure out if it's her or you. Or just talk to her and ask.

TheJaQ 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 19:16

Perhaps it's both...

Comments

jbonzi 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 20:44

this is not an FML! come back when you have a real FML.

breakingakajav 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 20:59

WTF? seriously..this gets on FML wow...sad

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 22 September 2010 21:00

Simple test: Does she say "Thanks for noticin' me" or "You're welcome for noticin' you"? If it's the former, she's the pathetic one. If it's the latter, well...

ahhnonomhisdude 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 22:01

mmmmmmmm eeyore. hey you don't have her number do ya?

fmltiligothigh 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 22:08

its because you are sad and pathetic!

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 22 September 2010 22:25

Maybe you look like Pooh.

seahorses4eva 4

Wednesday 22 September 2010 22:27

If it's because she's sad and pathetic, I think this would be FHL. If it's because you're sad and pathetic...maybe you should ask her for lessons on how to speak accordingly.